potato blood

Potato blood is what you have in your veins when you have spend your whole life on the field and farming potato

"I have potato blood in my veins" "everyday is potato " " potato is life"

by xXDragonZlayerXx May 23, 2017

potato turd slime

Secretions that derive from a rotten potato. Often thick in viscosity, these liquids resemble human diarrhea both visually and scent.

"Susan, I just found some potato turd slime from the potatoes you bought for last Thanksgiving and it stinks!"

by Neo2224 June 18, 2017

potatonet

When one's internet speed is reduced to that of dial-up.

"I went over my internet limit for this month, now I have Potatonet."

by A TF2 player October 22, 2017

Potato Jedi

A Try hard youtuber who's channel fails but still puts "potato jedi" as username in every single game and the urban dictionary.

guy one: i have a sick youtubee account.

guy two: you're probably just a potato jedi

by wowowowowowowowow_haram November 15, 2017

Potato tomato french fry

Usually used in a sarcastic tone, this phrase is to draw attention to two things that one person thinks is the same but clearly aren't.

My friend told me I needed a girlfriend so I named my Fleshlight Girlfriend, Potato tomato french fry.

by TedStriker13 January 25, 2018

potatophobia

The fear of potatoes

I have potatophobia

by Hagsb3ufb February 24, 2018

potatosalad

a very delicious meal

i like eat potatosalad

by papi chulo 6969 September 27, 2018