Judgement of Past Actions

Judgement of Past Actions. Someone is younger. They are immature. They are with friends who are a bad influence. Because of all that, they do some dumb shit. Later on, they are judged for that dumb shit.
Some would call that unfair, and others would call it fair.

Judgement of Past Actions

Example

P1: Ew look at what this guy did online!

P2: Aw gross how could someone type that!

P3: Maybe he was young and immature!

P1 and P2: NO WAY FUCK YOU!!!

P1: Anyway its so gross!

P2: Yeah I don't even want to know who they are!

P1: Let judge him!

P2: Judgement of Past Actions!

by Pcydunim September 9, 2024

Hate-paste

To ejaculate on someone's face, then rub it in in a derogatory fashion.

I jizzed on his wife's stupid face, then rubbed it in and laughed at her. Gotta love the hate-paste!

by Mcdeviant69 August 19, 2010

paste

In cheating communities, a paste is a cheat that is completely copy-pasted (or, more modernly, downloaded straight from GitHub) from the source of another cheat.

This pairs with a 'rename', which is just a paste but renamed throughout the code.

Skids (script kiddies) usually do this to try to look cool.

Skid: "hey look at the cheat i just spent 4 hours making"
Guy: "that's a fucking onetap paste, stfu"

by actual hvher January 18, 2025

internal paste

It flows from within. Only at the right time will it emerge through the cracks of ones ass and splat on the toilet's surface. As it pours out of that dirty ass, it will fold on top of itself looking sort of like a wavy umbrella. By the time the scent reaches your nostrils, it's too late. The paste is filling up past the fill line and begins to brush your cheeks. You can hear the paste popping as it pushes its way through your cheeks that are pressed against the toilet bowl. It seeps down the sides of the toilet with some solid chunks that plop onto the floor faster than the runny parts. You begin to pray as you pull up your underwear over your ass as it continues to empty. You use the underwear as sort of a basket to carry your paste from one toilet to the next. This continues until you can feel your intestines sliding through the rim of your asshole. You reach down and begin to pull on it. You pull it out like Italian sausage links while the paste flies off it and splats against the wall. You begin to scream very loud and vomit all of the floor. Once your intestine is half way out of your protruding asshole, you faint and fall face first into your own vomit. You lie there unconscious with a large grin on your face ready to take on the day ahead of you. You wake up an hour later and stuff your small intestine back inside your ass. You head to your room and grab your backpack. But shit... you missed the bus.

I had some internal paste this morning, but my house only has one toilet! I had to run over to my neighbors house but by then my internal paste was all over both of our yards! What an amazing morning. Glad to be alive. Suicidal thoughts are behind me.

by boy_thumperton May 10, 2017

Past Tense

Used when talking about a historic person or event. It should never be used when referring to present people or events. Written by Tony John Williams.

"He likes this song" explained Dahlia.
"No, Dahlia, he liked this song. "Liked" being the operative word. Always speak in past tense when referring to a past person or event." said Martin.

by NutCracker288 October 7, 2020

Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS)

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.

'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022

blind past

A past with can't been unseen

I been always thinking about my blind past

by Mr big balls min lee January 13, 2022