persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blowjob

As so as she put my dick in here mouth I gave here a Persian meal

by chickenfoot35 June 11, 2022

Miracle Meal

A single meal that "saves you" and is eaten every third meal

Dude, he has cereal like it's his Miracle Meal

by KnawledgeDealer August 26, 2017

Crappy meal

When you happy meal from McDonald's doesn't come with a toy

SHIT, MOM, THEY GAVE ME A FUCKIN CRAPPY MEAL!!! WANT MY HAPPPYYYYY MEALLLLLLLLL

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022

bro meal

A food feast that you have with your bros when you feel like something's missing in your life. Best served with steak and extra testosterone.

Bro 1: Hey bro, I'm not feeling too good.
Bro 2: I know what you need. You need a bro meal.
Bro 1: You read my mind.

by frgztr June 7, 2022

The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!

"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.

by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023

Migos Meal

The migos meal is whatever you want it to be as long as it tastes yummy and you rock with it. Delicious food that doesn't miss (just like the migos).

Luke: Bro what should we get for dinner?
Brett: Lets get the migos meal!
Luke: Facts that shit slaps FTB

by mistaflames1996 January 5, 2022

hobo mealing

Jackin food and a drink from walmart then walking around the store until you are done then hiding it someplace. A free meal while you shop at walmart.

jacking food from walmart a free meal for those with a low consious hobo mealing is the new smoking

by jimbobjoe69 March 25, 2011