kettle iron

The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter

Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron

by Mista O August 07, 2006

iron micheal

The art of adding homemade cream to a ladies decreamed breakfast soup.

Linda loved when I iron Michealed her.

by Breakfastsoup July 17, 2017

Iron FUPA

A mix of a woman's pubic hair when it is so massive, it prevents anyone getting inside her, with a abnormally large pubic area where fatty waste is stored.

I can't believe you tried to do "Alexandria the Iron Curtain"

After working out for months Breean lost her Iron FUPA

by Axiomcj March 24, 2011

Iron Butterfly

A girl who appears meek and submissive, but is actually dominant and assertive once she has her partner in a compromising position.

The opposite of a paper tiger.

Watch out for that girl, I heard she's an Iron Butterfly. My friend thought she was a sub, but she had him by the balls once his guard was down.

by Lauren lpsum August 04, 2023

iron teat

1. The end of your gun

2. The bullets coming toward your face from said gun

Early Cuyler: "Get the hell off my property, 'less y'all wantin' to suckle on my iron teat"

by jables11 February 27, 2011

yellow iron

Swinger slang for Cialis. Erectile dysfunction medicine that is yellow and makes your penis rigid. Play on the slang for heavy construction equipment such as a bulldozer.

We have ten couples and two unicorns at the sex club tonight. I'm going to need some yellow iron to keep up with this crowd.

by Claymax2 July 27, 2017

Iron Man

A Loser man and mass murderer.

Captain America:
Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away then what are you?
Iron Man:
A Loser man and mass murderer

by Joeys_chandler January 16, 2021