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Hallmark Movie Syndrome

Single women who try to interfere in marital relationships because they think "they'll be right" for reporting that a spouse might be committing infidelity, with no evidence and acting with actual malice, for a multitude of (usually selfish) reasons instead of minding their own business.
Samantha, who has never been married, has Hallmark Movie Syndrome (HMS) because 1) she was convinced that Aubrey and Tim were cheating on their spouses and 2) acted on her own disinformation to spread rumors 3) they were actually pultonic best friends, but Samantha cannot fathom this because she has HMS.
Hallmark Movie Syndrome by Eddy L January 27, 2023
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Mario movie

A pretty decent movie that gets a lot of hate even though it’s not that bad if you think otherwise you are an annoying 5 year old who thinks Roblox is the best thing ever
Man no 1:
The Mario movie was pretty fun

Woman no 1:
No it wasn’t it was trash

Man no 1:

Well you’re 5 and love Roblox you L
Mario movie by Eueje April 11, 2023

Space Movie came out in 1992

A trick question often asked by George in the format of a quiz
"What space movie came out in 1992?" - George Rayment

HeXeN ///: The Movie 

HeXeN /// is a great comedy starring Sharlto Copley as Daedolon, Cassandra Lynn as Marlene, and Gary Coleman as Gary. In it, Daedolon, some Duke Nukem type guy, goes postal on Johannesburg, with the help of his Uncle Brad (Brad Pitt), Marlene, and Gary. Neill Blomkamp, the coolest guy in Souf Afrika, shoots John Carmack in the balls. Daedolon and Marlene then go postal, then at the end, they hear that South Africa has blamed the shootings on India and the US, and will destroy them with nukular force. The US, in retaliation, has sent missiles out to Afrika, which are expected to hit in 2 minutes.
I just saw HeXeN ///: The Movie today. It was fokken lekker!

Read a movie

To watch a movie with subtitles.
Everyone says this foreign film is great, but I'm not in the mood to read a movie tonight.
Read a movie by AmelieFromFrance November 17, 2011

mamma mia the movie 

A girl named Sophie is getting married to her fiance Sky at age 20 and she invites her three possible dads Sam, Bill and Harry to her wedding. Her mother Donna does not know who Sophie's dad is and is very surprised to see them at her hotel in Greece.

WATCH THE MOVIE TO FIND OUT THE REST
THIS MOVIE HAS SOME LIT ASS ABBA SONGS IN IT !!
Person 1: what movie do you wanna watch?
Person 2: Mamma Mia the movie!

The Emoji Movie 

A movie some directors made while high on crack.
The Emoji Movie was the worst movie I've ever seen in 20 years!