moses lara

A guy that is so gay he will rape anything, even a dog.

He is a Moses lara

by Moses mom January 17, 2018

Moses

moses (noun):

the act of not ejaculating at all for 40 days and 40 nights straight. Just like moses and the israelites when they wandered in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights.

Hey, i'm going away to summer camp for a while, i think i'm going to try and pull a moses while i'm gone.

by The Grumpy Blumpkin September 11, 2010

moses

a nigga who can’t get anything because his pull game weak as fuck

“Sharon asked Denzel if they could go out but Denzel pulled a MOSES and bitched out.”

by aNusShe February 27, 2019

Mossadism

The political view supporting the act of sending Israeli agents into foreign countries to assassinate or extradite war criminals or terrorists.

Shizaf: Did you see that Nazi Eichmann get kidnapped by Israeli spies?
Omar: Yeah that was sick. I love Mossadism.

by Ludicrossmap May 7, 2020

a moses

when one takes a poop so long and dense, that when the individual flushes the toilet, it does not go down but stays level on the surface. which creates a type of " poop walkway" above the recepticle. this would simulate moses' parting of the red sea.

baby, come look at this. i just pooped a moses.

by mitch89 August 23, 2009

The Mossberg 590

The Mossberg 590 pump action shotgun with the barrel over the tubular magazine. Pump-action shotguns, also called "slide-action repeating shotguns" or "slide-action shotguns" are a class of shotguns that are distinguished in the way in which spent shells are extracted and fresh ones are chambered.

Right u cunt im gonna blow my head of with the Mossberg 590 pump action shotgun with the barrel over the tubular magazine. Pump-action shotguns, also called "slide-action repeating shotguns" or "slide-action shotguns" are a class of shotguns that are distinguished in the way in which spent shells are extracted and fresh ones are chambered.

by I hate jarrad April 15, 2022

Mosas

Used to describe a man who has bad luck with deserts. Said best by all around funny man Conan O'Brien.

"Mosas, this is God, go wash my car."

by sullie August 20, 2004