Mobile pus

This is when you have a car and can drive meaning you can have sex anywhere and at anytime because you now have a place, and a way to get there.

She just got a lisence yk what that means she got some Mobile pus

by Imissmyexpleaselethimtakemebac February 7, 2022

Typing on Mobile Keyboards

Even worse than typing on Xbox, PlayStation, and TV.

Person 1: I haye being alive
Person 2: Hate*
Person 1: Bruh, I will fucking slam this phone/ipad through a god damn stalagmite if I make one more fucking spelling error.
Person 2: Damn. Typing on mobile keyboards must suck.

by moth. August 7, 2021

Control mobile

It’s where a man shits and takes a piss in a woman’s mouth and Jack’s off in her mouth and she swallows it

Friend: what did you do last night

Me: me and my wife done a control mobile

by Digbickboy96024 March 9, 2021

P-Mobiling

When a person is using the restroom while talking or texting on his/her cell phone at the same time.

The man was p-mobiling at the urinal next to me.

by spc20 July 13, 2012

Cod mobile

Someone who’s x box is ether broken or outdated. Or they get it to play outside the house to look cool

1: ima play cOd mobile

2: AWSOME

by Im_chaos December 1, 2021

IMO Mobile

a phone brand in the uk that people like to call "ewaste" on TikTok and other platforms because of its terrible specs

Person 1: "what is imo mobile?"
Person 2: "its e waste"

by sigma6942ß February 24, 2024

Borrow my mobile

To offer to lend someone your phone, to enable them to talk to someone else who gives a fuck. While they're talking about something no-one cares about. Can be just a visual gesture of the offer (eg holding it out for them to use).
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.

"Sorry to interrupt Steve, but would you like to borrow my mobile? So you can tell someone who gives a fuck."

by Memento Dave April 5, 2021