by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023
Get the minceing gel mug.A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023
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by PBJelly6 December 1, 2023
Get the manteiga mug.Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"
by Unwashed_Nuts February 23, 2024
Get the Maintenance Jack mug.southern english slang for a noncey unlikeable woman
can also be used for a younger man
commonly used in colchester and clacton
sometimes used for people near/around bath
can also be used for a younger man
commonly used in colchester and clacton
sometimes used for people near/around bath
by trishalovestotainttan April 19, 2024
Get the mince mug.an unlikeable, noncey woman who is extremely annoying and ugly
an ugly woman that goes after younger men
originated in southern england and commonly used in and around clacton and colchester in essex
can also be used against people from places in and around bath such as westbury and chippenham
an ugly woman that goes after younger men
originated in southern england and commonly used in and around clacton and colchester in essex
can also be used against people from places in and around bath such as westbury and chippenham
oh my gosh effie is such a mince for going after charles
all of those freaks in westbury are such minces
all of those freaks in westbury are such minces
by trishalovestotainttan April 19, 2024
Get the mince mug.Manteling is when you poop in your pants purposefully, then shimmy till it slides down to your balls. After it slides down to your balls, you let it crust to make a protective barrier around your testicles. This can be done several times
Person 1: Just started Manteling 2 weeks ago
Person 2: You Pussy dike, iv been mantel maxxing for 7 years
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Person 1: WHATS THAT SMELL DEAR GOD
Person 2: Just layering up the ol' mantel
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Person 1: *axe kicks to your nuts at full force*
Person 1: *breaks there leg*
Person 1: DEAR GOD MY LEG WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR NUTS MADE OUT OF
Person 2: *shits a little more*
Person 2: You Pussy dike, iv been mantel maxxing for 7 years
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Person 1: WHATS THAT SMELL DEAR GOD
Person 2: Just layering up the ol' mantel
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Person 1: *axe kicks to your nuts at full force*
Person 1: *breaks there leg*
Person 1: DEAR GOD MY LEG WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR NUTS MADE OUT OF
Person 2: *shits a little more*
by Colton Morris April 24, 2024
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