Martana

The funniest friend ever. Its literally IMPOSSIBLE to be with her and not laugh. She might be going through a lot though so make sure you check in with her and boost her self-esteem. If you get her as a partner, you will see she's on the more unserious side. But she can be serious sometimes, never underestimate a Martana.

You're friends with Martana? Dang, youre lucky!

by RamudAmemurHappyBirthday February 15, 2025

Martaint

When you lick a girls taint while doing the shocker.

I gave your wife a martaint last night

by St3vil February 9, 2026

dj martay

The best wide reciever in South Dakota. Goin D-1 and will be the next Randy Moss in the NFL!!!

Man # 81 is tearin it up, that must be DJ MARTAY out there.

by Eufanta November 25, 2007

Wal-Martaphobia

The fear of Wal-Mart

1: Yo you going to Wal-Mart?
2: No mate... you know I've got Wal-Martaphobia

by I'm Scared Of Walmart July 28, 2017

mantako'd

see mantako

YO boyEEE!!!!1!!11!eoeno1@!@1122 I jus did teh mantako'd ON J00!11!!11!.11shiftcaps1!!!

by hobojoe March 2, 2004

mantako

The above user needs to commit suicide, and/or overdose on extra-strength aspirin. He is just jealous that his website is unpopular horse shit.

I'm not good enough for mantako.com, so I'll make fun of it, then go home and masturbate furiously to gay porn

by SOMEONE. March 5, 2004

mamtazmogorical

A superb thing!
A bit like when something is spectaculous with a bit of uniquity!

INCUBUS!the best band in the world

by joseppi February 12, 2004