swamp loggers

a painfull dump that feels like you're crapping out logs

Jake: so wat did u get at taco bell?
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers

by hanglestein July 11, 2010

Homo Logic

The mindset of any homosexual person.

Bowser, from the Mario series, uses homo logic by kidnaps Peach to lure Mario into his castle in order to dominate Mario's butthole.

by Hetero Fallacy November 3, 2011

hamster wheel logic

The kind of reasoning/thought process that never gets you anywhere.

I just can't figure out this boy/math/girl problem... LAWLZ MUST BE HAMSTER WHEEL LOGIC HAHA.

by Please Mum January 27, 2011

Logging

When a guy's penis is so long that it drags across the ground when he jogs.

Black Guy: Yo mon, I be totally "Logging" dis mornin'.

by MoFo94 February 5, 2010

Poon Logic

Poon Logic - A way of thinking by the poon (see Poon) that makes no sence to the rest of the world in any form. But makes perfect sence to them.

Poon: (insert ANYTHING here)
Man: ok hun (thinks what the hell did she just say)

by Alex January 3, 2005

Loggerhead

To curl out a turd (or a 'log' as it's sometimes known) on an unsuspecting victim's head. The loggerhead is best achieved when said victim is asleep.

''While sandra was asleep, her boyfriend Joe, did gone and gave her a big ol' loggerhead.''

''What's a loggerhead?''

''I'm glad you asked. It's basically shitting on someones forehead''

''Well this has been educational. Thanks!''

''You're extremely welcome, Betty.''

or...

''God, Sandra is such a cunt sometimes!''

''I agree, Joe. Shall we give her a loggerhead as punishment?''

''Yes. Then we should steal from her.''

by dontuseyourrealnamejeff February 12, 2013

Swiss Logic

When normal logic is full of holes and is rendered entirely incoherenet.

If I could go back in time just once....I'd kill Kennedy.

by OniGenki April 29, 2003