You're off my Christmas card list

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.

Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.

by 2014_chiguy November 23, 2014

finish off the list

To masturbate, usually with male connotations.

Arright... I'm going to go finish off the list now. Shout if you need me.

by Caliban September 6, 2002

Lissie

lissie is like the greatest girl I know. She's always been there for me. seriously, if anyone thinks differently, than you've got problems.

she totally saved me from getting used by my hot ex.

by Morgan February 24, 2005

Bucket list

A type of data structure used in database design

Our project will be a user generated database full of bucket lists for different cities, universities, and areas of your choosing.

by Reticulum12 November 4, 2012

christmas list

a sex game where a man dresses up as santa and sits on a chair. a group of women all make individual lists of 10 things they want and one by one they fuck him while reading the list. once one woman is done reading the list the next one starts fucking him… and so on until one makes the man ejaculate. who ever makes Santa ejaculate wins one of the objects on the list

all the bad girls wanna play Christmas List with Santa

by scribbles-maggibbles November 12, 2009

black listed

relating to the term "black book," being black listed means to be just another girl that a guy cheated on his girlfriend with. The guy is usually a charmer who tries to convince each girl that she is different and special. Sometimes he may even mean it and dump his girlfriend, but they'll always get back together. He can't be alone, but he also doesn't like commitment, as so the Black List grows and grows. The guys most common quotes are usually "It's different this time" or "I really do care"

girl one: that freshman hooked up with Adam. He convinced her he was going to actually leave his girlfriend.

girl two: but she really just got black listed...

by troggish September 23, 2009

lipstick list

A list of people from someones past that they wish to murder or hurt.

From the movie Billy Madison with Adam Sandler.

the scene on youtube is called "Billy madison call danny mcgrath"

Ex1:
"Dude it's that guy from high school who used to beat us up!"
"Aw man he is on my lipstick list already don't worry!"

Ex2:
"Hey man stop picking on that nerd over there! u don't want 2 end up on his lipstick list!"
"O ya! good point! I'll stop! thanks man!"

Ex3:
"Hey just don't murder the guy ok?"
"Don't worry my lipstick list is long enough already!"

by long.story.person January 12, 2012