Kobebeef

A penis large enough to cause serious damage upon entry into a vagina.

She couldn't handle my Kobebeef.

by Sammydbull September 24, 2003

Johnny Kobel

a talented person that is also underrated

- you’re so johnny kobel
- aww thanks!

by johnnystan123 January 21, 2019

kobeed

raped or sexually assaulted

man i got kobeed by that quinlan test

by vanila waffa aka da rock June 19, 2005

Kobee baby

When you nut in your girl from 3 feet away and she gets pregnant

Mom how was I born? Well son your father hit me with that Kobee baby and bam! 9 months later here you were

by Gogetatr12 June 22, 2015

The Kober

When you throw a Frag Grenade in H1Z1 whilst jumping to launch the grenade farther by emulating Kobe Bryant's slam dunk and you end up killing someone.

Holy shit ErycTriceps just killed Stormen with The Kober from 30 yards

by Alex Caddick July 25, 2017

Kobet

A youngin' who constantly interrupts conversation by saying your name over and over until you answer, and then proceeds to say 'um' multiple times, like they forgot what they were going to say to you.

" I was talking to my mom but that boy kept being a kobet"

by freakerjinq May 7, 2009

Kobetose

Becoming paralytic under the influence of Marijuana. The subject does not make a single move or attempt to acknowledge outside influences. Time may also slow down completely making seconds feel like hours whilst trying to perform a simple task such as finding a DVD.

Holy shit that guys gone Kobetose!

by Matt-chan May 30, 2011