Jonah Boner

Jonah is a caring human that will be there for you almost all the time. He loves to do drugs and have a good time but is also very generous to the people around. He loves cats and to smoke weed, pretty much just a laid back guy. He likes to hang out with an older group then him and does not play many sports. He is not good at driving so dont be on the road with jonah boner or in the car with him. Everyone loves him and loves to make fun of him like the term "Jonah Boner".

Remember Jonah Boner from highschool?

Jonah Boner helped me today.

by skytar December 5, 2017

Jonah Kahn

Jonah Kahn is

A young boy who easily contracts STD's. He has approximately 8 STD's at the current moment.

Jonah Kahn has many STD's

by AntiFern February 7, 2018

Jonah the Lesbian

She's a gay persona of John

Hey Jonah The Lesbian, your hairis shit

by the true sans undertale December 6, 2018

Jonah

In short, a Jonah is the most perfect guy that exists, his name already has you influenced by his godliness and amazing charisma, he is often tall and extremely handsome, he is nice and will always pick you up when you are down, you can talk to him about everything, a Jonah is someone you should never let go of.

Example:
«I met this awesome guy yesterday»
«Whats he like»
«He is a Jonah»
«OMG never let him go»

by Ll1123 July 10, 2019

Jonas Olšauskas

The best guy ever that is a very good friend and accepts what type of person you are.

Hey Jonas Olšauskas. Thank you for being the best friend ever.

by Lolly boy March 29, 2019

jonah calvo

if you're jonah calvo you have the big gay

You're such a jonah calvo.

by wewlad42069 September 10, 2019

Jonah's dick

A Jonah's Dick is almost a medium size, but looks like they use pills to enhance it's width.

Me: Ryan's dick pick was leaked to the football team.
Friend: Probably a Jonah's dick right?
Me: Yea, pretty much.

by Incognito Tab October 31, 2019