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johnny depp

The best actor out there, yes, EVEN BEFORE (gasp) POtC.

thats right.

Watch some of his earlier work too, teenyboppers, you'll fall even more in love <3
Depp owns in every movie he's ever been in.

ps hi lyssthlove
by childster September 13, 2003
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Johnny 3 Tears

Most badass band member alive. Really holds together those more serious songs. Hollywood Undead is lucky to have him, and if they fuck up and lose him like they lost Deuce, the Undead army would just fall apart. He's been there since the beginning, and will be there until the end.
"I'm trying to get my rocks off so don't try to cockblock. I'll grab my sawed off and I'll blow your cock off! You know we drink so much we getting drunk for weeks!" - Johnny 3 Tears
by N. Rage April 25, 2011
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johnny cakes

Homosexual / Gay man...derived from The Sopranos and gay character Vito Spatafore who loved ordering johnny cakes (pancakes / flapjacks) from the gay diner worker / fireman
That cat was kissing on a girl at the bar? Man I thought that dude was johnny cakes in this motherfucker
by (no homo) July 30, 2008
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johnny depp

An actor who, after many rebellious incidents, is famous for his boyish good looks. He was a "pretty-boy" actor and now is considered one of Hollywood's sexiest actors.
Johnny Depp is an actor...
by AzN LeMoN SkIn January 14, 2005
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johnny depp

my hot grandma in spandex on a hot summer day ((oo yeah))
by taylor April 11, 2004
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1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"

2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.
1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"

2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.
by Reepacheep March 29, 2011
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Johnny Walker's law

Johhny Walker's law occurs when, in an Internet argument, an interlocutor posts an arguement so stupid he winds up pwning himself.

Named for a brand of Scotch which the man who inspired the law was fooled into sending to a fake person for fake information, thereby destroying his chances of ever being taken seriously again.
1. Iain Hall: "John, the facts of the matter are that for all of the Warminista posturing the Australian people are not convinced, check out the two polls that each show more than 70% of the respondents are “unbelievers”."

John: Surname "It’s the idiotic right at work - Iain chooses apparent public consensus on two News Ltd webpolls (which can in no way be rigged by Andrew Bolt and co.), over the scienetific consensus. Why do I get the feeling he just lost that argument on his own? I name this Johnny Walker's law."

2. Iain Hall: "I am not claiming that the Polls are in any way definitive but they are consistent with straw polls that I have conducted myself amongst friends and acquaintances, basically most people do not believe the AGW hypothesis, or they feel that the problem is exaggerated by true believers like yourself."

Sammy Jankin: "Another great example of Johnny Walker’s law in action. “Sure, those polls don’t really mean anything. But I asked my mates, and they don’t believe in AGW, and my mates are a suitable subset of the population from which to draw statistical inferences.”"
by W.A Stalker July 18, 2009
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