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Catawba Island Twp 

Is one of the richest areas in Ohio. Its is located in Northwest Ohio, Ottawa County. Home to the Miller's Boat Line. Also home to Chris Redfern-D and other well know persons. Homes here sell for over $500.000 to 10 million. Its is not an Island either just so you know.
Lets take the Miller's boat from Catawba Island Twp to Put-In-Bay.
Catawba Island Twp by RTLess June 19, 2008

Yuppie Island 

Where your apartment, office, gym, and bar are in the same building complex
Those yuppies never have to leave their building complex. It's totally a Yuppie Island

Rhode Island Carwash 

Put a chick in a bathtub and jump up on the sides with one foot on each side. Starting on one end, Squat and slowly walk down the sides of the tub while dumping all over her. When you get to the end turn around and make your way back to the other side while pissing off all your poo.
My dream is to one day Rhode Island Carwash your mom.

Chodiak Island 

An Alaskan island in the great Frazer Lake that is home to many grizzly bears with uncommonly large chodes.
Chodiak Island, Home of the Chodiak Bears
Chodiak Island by Asarendt January 13, 2014

Mormon Island 

Mormon Island, CA
A once thriving 1800's Gold Rush town located on the road to the Sierras that was covered up when Folsom Dam was completed in 1955. Nearly EVERY YEAR during the winter months the lake is low enough to see the remains of foundations, roads and other artifacts.

In recent times, the area has been sensationalized in the media as being a great tourist attraction. This media attention has resulted in the pilgrimage of overweight, greasy, ignorant, typical american bozos from the surrounding area to the lake bed. These scumbags drive their SUVs into the park by 100's, leaving McDonald's bags and soda cups in their wake.
"I got us all Big Macs and Soda from McDonald's! Now get in the Excursion we're going to Mormon Island!"
Mormon Island by Sheriff McLawdog February 4, 2014

Long Island Cheesecake 

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.
Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.