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Boston Headache

An extreme case of Blue Balls. Typically felt by males, but one may never know the extent of the feeling.
When she left my house, I erupted in pain from a Boston Headache
by nt1636 January 17, 2024
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John Headache

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023
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My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.
Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.
by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024
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Boston Headache

Occurs after a long period of arousal without ejaculation. Also known as blue balls.
Damn that girl gave me a Boston headache last night.
by HTHammer February 11, 2024
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Mall Headache (MH)

A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.
Bro I've just been to the mall and I've now got a massive Mall Headache (MH) going.
by Sardman77 June 17, 2025
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one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.
person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.
by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005
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Beep boy headass

To completely fail at roasting
Person1: you're ugly
Person2: look at your beep boy headass
by Beepboyheadass October 8, 2018
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