by Wilson wiener November 17, 2021
The art of jacking off while taking a shit in a portojohn after being stuck on an oilfield job location for 3 days.
by Stuntcack June 28, 2014
n. adj. A greasy piston is a person that indulges in activity of the homosexual persuasion. Greasy coming from the chocolatey brown color of shit, and piston from the penis and it's motion in and out of another man's rectum.
by Maxieboy July 17, 2003
Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH
Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man
by fuckbitchesgetmoneyforlife July 1, 2011
Some guy: bro you're so greasy after swimming in that grease pool, you Greasy Pegsniffer
other guy: fuck you
other guy: fuck you
by THHESMS November 6, 2023
by KrakenAthropod15 February 12, 2018