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The Greasies 

After an explosive, wet dump, that wet greasy feeling between the butt cheeks that simply put, cannot be wiped away.
I’m all itchy down there now with a touch of the greasies.

That curry dinner was fantastic. Only draw back is this onset case of the greasies.

Two rolled down and I still got the greasies.
The Greasies by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017

Reese's Greasies

Reese's greasies are the nasty, runny shits you get from consuming too large a quantity of any reese's peanut butter product.
I think Rick called into work today because he's got a bad case of the Reese's greasies.

Greaseism 

The grease that sits upon Nichole Clines face.
If feel so bad for Nichole Cline shes got a terrible case of greaseism

Greasier than a flam-flam 

The act of keeping your parters puss wet
Last night I kept her greasier than a flam-flam
Greasier than a flam-flam by Jshdja November 12, 2018

Greaseslide 

A greaseslide is what will happen when bacon is elected with an overwhelming vote in 2012 and becomes baconator! A baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!
In 2012 the bacon party candidate, bacon, was elected in a greaseslide when the people chose a baconocracy!
Greaseslide by jmspaesq November 10, 2010

greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot! 

Poor people shop at Wal-Mart. Poor people have poor cars. Poor cars leak a lot of oil. (Don't believe me? Check the grease pools in the empty spaces of your local Wal-Mart.)
This pizza's greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!