a nasty ass bitch, who is five feet tall, and enjoys giving sloppy blowjobs in bathrooms, as well as other various sexual activities with anything that moves, including pickle tickling nerds in public places.
friend:
"don't tell me you fucked five footer again last night."
response:
"hey, i was mo high/drunk... and I made her call me Santa"
"don't tell me you fucked five footer again last night."
response:
"hey, i was mo high/drunk... and I made her call me Santa"
by Ben Galbraith January 9, 2006
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Male 1: Dude, I got fostered by that chick who was deepthroating my dick. She is disgusting!
Male 2: Wow how nasty!
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by kylelarkinx November 12, 2010
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One who wants to ram their fist down (or up) society. More generally: liberals, socialists, and communists that hold their fists up.
The opposite of Teabaggers.
The opposite of Teabaggers.
1) Why don't those Fisters have their own rally instead of disrupting the Teabaggers' rally?
2) I went to the store to buy a fur coat, but the store was totally picketed by Fisters. I couldn't get past them.
2) I went to the store to buy a fur coat, but the store was totally picketed by Fisters. I couldn't get past them.
by Xygonn December 1, 2011
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to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof
I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.
by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011
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by johnson, jordan August 28, 2006
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