flirt blumpkin

To flirt with a person through text while on the toilet

I'm on the toilet but tbh u r like super cute lol Flirt blumpkin
Flirting, blumpkin, poop, sexual, toilet, boy, girl, attractive, awkward, weird gross, disgusting ,penis, bonner, horney, flirt

by frankiefootlong November 17, 2015

flirt impediment

The obstruction to flirtation practices.

The girl has a flirt impediment.

by Ryryboo2 September 3, 2016

Flextacular

1st definition To make flexible in a flawless fashion,

2nd definition is to flex on people and let your grind do the talking.

I'm just one flextacular dude and can't nobody fuck wit it.

by Marks khan May 19, 2016

flintstoning

Being in the middle of a task at work and just dropping it and leaving the minute your shift ends.

(In the first 10 seconds of the Flintstones intro, Fred is busy lifting a rock out of the quarry, but as soon as the whistle blows he's out of the quarry and into the car)

"Never give him a task that takes more than 15 minutes at 4:45, because he'll be flintstoning on out of here at 5:00."

by Kayurastar January 27, 2017

flirt rapist

One who flirts with blatant disregard for how unwanted said flirting may be

1) Feel free to tell me if it's outta hand though, I'm not a flirt rapist or anything .
2) seriously? God, that guy is such a flirt racist...creeps me out.

by Jaydaddyfresh November 30, 2016

flibty

To be bouncy and also flirty

They were very flibty.

by Scruffie Roo July 18, 2017

flirt and skirt

When someone flirts with someone and leaves.

Friend 1: are you dating joey?
Friend 2: oh no, I just pulled a flirt and skirt.

by Fruitportfool August 21, 2017