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Fat johnson 

A dick with a large circumference thereby appearing fat or wide.
Stan split Matty's ass wide open with his xtra fat johnson!
Fat johnson by zoobreath May 19, 2008
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fat posse 

A group of obese women that regularly hang out. They tend to enable each others' terrible health habits by describing themselves as curvy rather than fat and whining about how men today just don't appreciate real women. Past times mainly consist of eating huge amounts of fatty or sugary food together and hitting the clubs, often dressed in skimpy clothing by Torrid. But because most men don't appreciate women this "real," the fat posse usually ends up dancing together, in one big jiggling herd.
When Madeleine finally found enough willpower to lose weight, her fat posse treated her like a traitor and snubbed her.
fat posse by Barzabel December 12, 2009

Fat mood 

Something that is extremely relatable that you can relate to. It has the same meaning as 'same' or 'mood' but on a deeper level.
Friend : My love life ended before I was even born.
Me : Fat mood.
Fat mood by Milkdfo January 6, 2019
Almost like cankles, but more like shirt sleeves. When someone is so large that their fat folds over and looks like the cuffs of a sleeved shirt.
Look at those fat cuffs. Sick!
Fat cuffs by Kasandra68 February 24, 2008

Fat Tarts 

A fat, but flat chested girl who creates the illusion of having tits by pulling the fat from her back, and then stuffing it into a push-up bra.
Monte: Check out her tits!
Rick: Naw man, those are fat tarts.
Monte: Snarf.
Rick: Ruh Roh.
Fat Tarts by ChellChell September 8, 2010

fat nugs my guy 

Much like the term 'fuck" the phrase "fat nugs, my guy" can be inserted everywhere and replace any word with no real meaning. Alternatively it can also be used as an exclamation referring to nuggets of marijuana being exceptionally fat.
"Hey man, my mom just died"
"Damn, fat nugs my guy"

"Yo man check out this kush I just got"
"Woah, those are some fat nugs my guy"
fat nugs my guy by FisherPrice1928 February 18, 2017