Faitheist

Faitheist: one who pretends to have been an atheist who found religion, for the purpose of creating common ground to evangelize to atheists.

Faitheist: I was once an atheist like you, but through the power of prayer I connected with "God" and am now a blessed follower.
Me: An atheist has no god to pray to. We both know you're full of shit.
Faitheist: I... I... God hates you and you'll burn in hell.
Me: Fuck off.

by @stylblog April 22, 2010

Faith Goldy

When you use a port-o-potty and there's splash back.

"I was attending a white nationalist rally, and I had a rub-in with Faith Goldy. I think I need a shower."

by SlartyMan September 14, 2019

Faith

Trust me faith is a cunt will always be a bitch she is never nice to anyone will always try to make your day horrible. Trust me you don't want a faith as a girl friend they are ugly on this inside and out

Ewww is that faith

by Urmom.com December 4, 2019

fly of faith

When an underwear company sells boxer shorts without a button fly and claims that the fly will not open. Those who buy these underwear products exhibit a leap of faith in regards to the concealing abilities of the fly. Thus, the boxers have a "fly of faith" which has a tendency to fail at the most inopportune moments.

Guy 1: I bought some boxers yesterday that didn't have a button and then I had a sleepover with Mary and the fly gapped and she could totally see my thing! Now she'll never have a sleepover with me ever again.
Guy 2: You shouldn't have trusted the fly of faith. I always buy my boxers with a button.
Guy 1: True that.

by hanesdude July 7, 2009

Old Faithful

After a male cums inside his partner's belly button while they're laying down he mounts them reverse cowgirl and slides back so his anus is over the belly button. Next, he farts and the result looks like the Old Faithful geyser.

Guy 1: So I gave my lady an Old Faithful last night..

Guy 2: And?

Guy 1: Let's just say we need to repaint all four walls.

by Cap'n Sea-Biscuit Crunch April 29, 2009

Old Faithful

When a male (i.e. someone with a penis) masturbates to the point of ejaculation, at which point he inseminates his own visage; a self-facial; jizzing in one's own face.

Also, a CoRec Ultimate team at UC Berkeley.

"Might I borrow your handkerchief? I just Old Faithfulled and my glasses could use a wipe."

or

Stranded on a desert island, Gerry had to resort to an Old Faithful to fill his facial quota.

by uncoveredmoose January 28, 2010

Faithism

Predjudice; see> Racism&Sexism

The judgment, hatred or exilation of someone based on their religous views.

Even If A Boy& A Girl love eachother very much, the Boy will be threatened& forbidden by his Mother from seeing this girl because she is not "Saved"

ie, the Mother is a Faithist -religionist-
, the Girl is a victim of Faithism -religionism-

by carebear727 September 22, 2009