face muted

When a person inadvertently touches the mute button on an Android cell phone while talking. This causes the person who face muted the caller to wonder why the person on the other line can't hear them. This is because when you place the phone too far from your face it activates the mute button.

Dude you face muted her and she can't hear you!

by runalicerun April 20, 2010

Face Off

A game in which you and your homies all sit in a line crouched over with your head near your genitalia. The game continues with everyone masturbating with a goal of ejaculating onto your own face. Last person to ejaculate must lick the goodness off of all the other player's faces.

Those failing to ejaculate on one's face due to poor aim or velocity are automatic losers.

"Hey man lets face off tonight"

"Jimmy totally licked cum off my face cause he lost face off"

by Face off master May 14, 2010

face the music

to receive the rebuke that one is due for

Everyone who does something contoversial has to face the music eventually.

by Light Joker October 27, 2006

Face-Rape

When someone hacks your Facebook account and changes your complete profile, including your name.

"Jessica totally face-raped me! She changed my name from Joshua to Harry Beavers!!"

by Jess33 January 14, 2009

face love

A term used to show affection between friends/relatives/couples/strangers without the means of sexual contact. The term is called out whilst sliding your palm down the recipient's face (forhead down to the chin) quickly.

Neo: hi mushi
Mushi: face love! *slides hand down neo's face*

Neo: aiosjfio!

by Ommy nom nom July 19, 2009

Face like a bucket of burnt Lego

someone who is a bit of a Minger, or Munter.

Jocelyn Wildenstein has a face like a bucket of burnt Lego

by tuna luna August 11, 2006

Face taint

The area between your nose and your upper lip. 'Taint your nose and 'taint your lip!

His mustache is so bushy it completely hides his face taint!

by Ron Greenberg November 7, 2007