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by Neil November 15, 2004

Emotional Diarrhea

A condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through that hole in your face, resulting in undesired consequences.

Your boss says jokingly. "Nice shoes, where'd you get them, good will?" Unfortunately, emotional diarrhea ensues. "Really? That's great cause just last night, your wife was saying how much she likes them, and wanted to know where did I... Uh..."

by GnomenKlayture September 15, 2007

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

Emotional

An odd state of confusion, usually resulting in either some form of mania or depression. Though, many people say these cannot possibly exist. A human does not "feel", as they are incapable of doing so. Basically, "emotional" is a word spawned by an evil imagination of dark fantasy.

Speaking the word itself is a taboo for men within America.

"Emotional? Isn't that that one kid who cries and listens to bad music?"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

emptiful

(adjective)

Fully, or completely empty.

Larry: "Woah, this parking lot is emptiful!"
Dave: "I wish I brought my rollerblades!"

"Bob drank all the beers and left the cooler emptiful."

Pierce: "Perhaps Diane's head is as emptiful as we thought after all."

Farood: "So, is your glass half full, or half empty?"
Jonah: *drinks up*
"Well, now it's emptiful".
Farood: *poker face*

by Zacci May 4, 2017

emotional discharge

n.1. an outpouring of "emotion";

n.2. a very polite way of saying ejaculation/orgasm

"dude, andrew had an intense emotional discharge when he saw dan at the sushi restaurant last night."

by mingkai July 2, 2008

Emotionally Constipated

Finding yourself in a position where you just don’t give a shit!

emotion emotions emotionally constipated given up don’t care

Kirk was told he was getting fired, but felt emotionally constipated about the situation!

by PameLegend June 18, 2019