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Donkey Taco 

A woman pulls her pussy lips out as far as possible while a man squats over her and takes a shit. She wraps her pussy lips around the turd like a tortilla before it breaks off and falls.
Your girlfriend wanted to try something kinky so I gave her a DONKEY TACO. She will never be the same.
Donkey Taco by Arsenicsmile March 24, 2013

Donkey Konging 

Verb

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.
Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.
Donkey Konging by uglyinpink August 16, 2014

donkey fucker 

Former US Representative Dan Burton...unless he can prove otherwise.
That anti-vaxxer is a real Donkey Fucker.
donkey fucker by mr.nad June 27, 2017

donkey punch toboggan 

when a man donkey punches a woman at the top of a staircase and rides her down the stairs
Marge rode Mark with her asshole but wouldn't let him have an orgasm. So Mark did a donkey punch toboggan to Marge and he came all over her at the bottom of the stairs.

Donkey Penis 

An abnormally large penis, usually 10 inches or longer.
Raj Vardhan has a donkey penis
Donkey Penis by fellfromhell December 16, 2013

Donkey Kick 

Six goals scored by the same player in one match or game, also known as a double hattrick.
Wow, that was a nice donkey kick you had there Jimmy!
Donkey Kick by Bobbyboy45 September 24, 2011