countryhumans

Personified countries, similar to countryballs but humanized. Without the weird ass nsfw art of land masses fucking each other it's an ok fandom. Hated on by random motherfuckers on the internet with nothing better to do

Person1: Hey have you heard about countryhumans?

Person2:Oh that thing? Stay away from questionable shit and you'll be fine

by oijfeoijdaoijdwaoijdwajida March 19, 2019

Country music

A deadly disease that spreads throughout america. It has taken the lives of 50 million people.

My grandma died from country music.

by Balls Obama June 17, 2022

Low Country Boil

When one's ballsack dips into the toilet water during defecation; typically an accident, though other cases have been observed.

This morning I was taking a shit and surprised myself with a Low Country Boil! My balls are STILL shriveled up!

by GingerKill October 20, 2008

Big Country

A larger then average male who is sloppy and breaks everything.

Big Country came to the party last night. Now I have 2 lamps and a window to replace.

by EHT June 19, 2011

Country Girl

not always from thesouth (trust me)
loves
muddin
fishin
shootin/ huntin
loves country music
and a good ole down to earth sweetheart..... well until you get her angry that is

you see that country girl over there/
yeah , I wouldn't get on her bad side if I were you...

by countrystr0ng March 31, 2016

country singer

Used to express extreme frustration in a public place, or anywhere where swearing may not be socially acceptable.
Emphasis should be placed on the word "country"

Firas went into Chuck E Cheese's balls maze to get his son out, upon realization that he dropped his car keys in the maze he yelled out "Country Singer!"

by fizzle23 October 9, 2008

Country Music

Contrary to popular belief, country music is not all about honky tonks, losing your wife, and working on a farm. It can be about all different kind of things such as love(Our Song), what you know now(Letter to Me), and just comedy (A Boy Named Sue). Not everyone who listens to country music is a southern, Republican, below-40 IQ, hick. They are hard-working people who like music they can relate to. Any questions?

Me: Dad, why do people assume anyone who listens to country music is a redneck?
Dad: I don't know, they're just ignorant.
(Blasts "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" as he speeds up in his Porsche!)
Proof not everyone who listens to country music is a redneck hick!

by Froggurl03 December 23, 2008