Cooter vacuum

A douche.

Your a fucking cooter vacuum, bitch cakes.

by SatanicCuntCleaner September 20, 2016

cooter toot

The Disney way of describing a pussy fart.

During sex she let out a little cooter toot.

by Datam December 9, 2016

coaster fingers

When you finger an asshole and only realise you still have shit under your nails when having a sip of beer at the pub. You grab a coaster to scrape the shit out.

Mate! I've got coaster fingers. Wanna sniff?

by Squirtle 2.0 December 11, 2016

cooter poof

Expelling gas through a loose vagina sounding similar to blowing out a candle or a soft "poof".

After sex she sighed with satisfaction and let out a soft cooter poof.

by Michael Lynn Enck December 15, 2016

Cooter Pink

A shade of pink that resembles the pink color of a vagina.

The color of that flower you saw in the garden was cooter pink.

by Davey Allison December 30, 2016

cooter soup

Is when a man jizzes(cums) in a woman, then goes down to eat her cooter (pussy). This can also be called Clam Chowder.

I can't wait to eat that cooter soup!

by Ms_B918 May 29, 2017

Cooter Butter

A reference to one of the most hilarious forum posts in the history of the internet.

I can't find any lube, here's some butter for your cooter, I put it in the microwave for 8 minutes... cooter butter.

by tomx569 June 18, 2017