crusty bloody clown frown

Waking up to find the dried residue of going down on a bitch from the night before, while on her period. Usually uniformed it was her rag time.

Man, I almost puked Sunday morning. When I woke up, the skin around my mouth was dry as fuck! I looked in the bathroom mirror and seen that my wife gave me a crusty bloody clown frown!

by laydo November 16, 2006

crusty

One who resides in the state of Pennsylvania and smokes a lot of marijuana.

it can also be used as a verb "getting crusty"

Hey man, wanna get crusty today?

Hell yeah, you got your bong?

by i bet youre a whore January 29, 2009

Christy's Mum

A woman who will do anything you want in bed, as long as you clean up afterwords. It is also the worlds best comeback. Another version of "Your Mum".

Thats what Christy's Mum said!!

person 1 :OMG! That girl wanted to sleep with me after 10 mins!
person 2 :Gawd, shes such a Christy's Mum

by David and Euan July 15, 2009

Crusty Cunt

A cunt that is crusty, has mold or mildue on it.

OMFG, She has a crusty cunt!

by Aaron Joeseph June 11, 2003

crusty cody

when a guy gizzes on another person then leaves it there to dry then licks it off

That guy just gave him a crusty cody.

by your mom May 22, 2003

Crusty Pucker

1. noun: rectum
2. noun (pejorative): dink
3. adjective: of little merit

1. Me gotz crusty pucker itch cuz no wipey good
2. yo crusty pucker hush up we tryin' to watch da paporno movie!
3. What ho, these ding dongs are crusty pucker!

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

crusty gash

discusting unwashed vagina.

but mainly: a fit girl in year 11 called christie.

"oi crusty gash, come suck my bell"

"oh, so you really are called that for a reason christie"

by crabman May 28, 2008