Squeeze the Cheese

Verb: To fart

A variation of "Cut the cheese" named after the act of using those tubes of pasturized snack cheese.

"Did you squeeze the cheese?"

by Doc Evil August 9, 2003

cut cheese

verb: to break wind, to fart.

Louie: (farts noisily) Ahhh!
Bernie: Geez Louie, did you just cut cheese?

by Professor Malcolm Windrush October 17, 2008

frumunda cheese

The product of yeast build-up in the moisture of the folds on the male scrotum. It is called "frumunda cheese" becuase it has a cottage cheese-like apperance and smell, and because it comes frumunda (from under) the nuts. The french call it "brie"

Jacque:"Bonjour, Pierre! Would you like to lick the frumunda cheese from my un-washed testicles?"
Pierre: "Hell Oui!"

by Doggy Fizzle June 4, 2003

cheese curled

When someone randomly jams a finger into the ass hole of a friend as a prank.

Awwww, he just got cheese curled

by Tduck December 22, 2014

Cheeses Crackers

Cheeses Crackers! An exclamation to replace "Jesus Christ"

Cheeses Crackers may be used by atheist and vegans, but is not soley for use by these groups.

It costs how much? Cheeses Crackers that's a lot!

by Miss WithAnE August 24, 2010

arse cheese

a light or dark brown pigmentation found on either sexs underwear, fingers, nose, tongue, which curiously smells of stilton or gorgonzola, perhaps parmesan...cheese strongly, almost to the point of revultion when in realization its probably from the bum-hole arse.

baby, you left some arse cheese on the towel/quilt again......

by mik63 August 21, 2007

cheese dickin

Not paying attention or doing something irrelevant to what your supposed to be doing.

"Quit cheese dickin and pay attention!"

by DunnD54 October 25, 2008