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the chav we

The Royal We is where a monarch speaks not only on her own behalf, but on behalf of the country that she is rightfully entitled to make decisions on behalf of. The Chav We, on the other hand, is where you speak as if you are part of something you are only very vaguely related to, like a football team you support.
Alice: We were robbed of that goal! Fucking ref!
Bob: Stop using the chav we, Alice. You don't play football for England. Hell, you'd probably break you toe if you tried to kick a football.
Alice: Oh, shut it.
by theorbtwo September 1, 2010
mugGet the the chav wemug.

chav juice

One pound 1 litre of original energy drink at any local UK store
Oh look there’s Chantelle with chav Juice, smoking a spliff
by Jezza S January 28, 2021
mugGet the chav juicemug.

chav-elite

Complete twat who leads around other chavs like a bunch of organized twats.Usually in a bright tracksuit with a baseball cap perched on his head at an angle.
"That chav-elite is such a twat,dave"
by Lee112233 September 30, 2006
mugGet the chav-elitemug.

smart chav

an imaginary character usually from a fairy tale.
do not exist.
extinct. they were killed by lesser chavs.
if you know a 'smart' chav, i am 100% sure they cheated on their exams and gcse's.
the day i win the lottery i'll meet a smart chav.
when your cool, ill become a smart chav.
when pigs fly, all chavs will be smart.
by sir emo of grebland May 2, 2006
mugGet the smart chavmug.

chav gang

A chav gang typically consists of a bunch of about 15 identicle 8-11 year olds and one socially retarded 18-30 year old who is unable to relate to people his own age. All dressed in the same chav labels from head to toe and baseball caps pushed up to a useless angle. Main activities include throwing things, smashing things and shouting random chav incomprehensible gibberish that they think is funny but is actually exactly the same phrase as every chav has ever yelled at passers by.
Older Chav: Ya Fuckin SSSiufdfsj dkldsfdsjk Blurrrrrr mate!
Passers by: Sorry?
Chav kid to Older chav: Fuckin dsooirn hfiu Him!!
Passer by: Sorry what are you saying?
The chavs are at this point frustrated that they've now exhausted their vocabulary so they head butt the passer by instead
by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005
mugGet the chav gangmug.

chav truffle

A minature scotch egg, a delicacy enjoyed by the economically challenged
Chardonnay will do anything for chav truffles
by Rippey February 13, 2009
mugGet the chav trufflemug.

postcode chav

A person who is a CHAV only because of where they live. i.e. their postcode or area
where you from kid?

Harrow

hmm doesnt look like a chav...maybe hes a postcode chav
by lloyd's cousin April 23, 2005
mugGet the postcode chavmug.

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