a shit that is so solid and that moved through the pipes so quickly that it's exit generated a clapping of your but cheeks as they slap back into place.
Man i'm on this cleanse and I just perpetrated a major clapper, I'd steer clear of the bathroom for a hot minute.
by tripod.mcgee January 15, 2011
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2.The art of doing something quickly such as 'clapping' a drink as its presence before being consumed, is tantamount to the time it takes for one to clap their hands
3.the art of showing approval for something such as the female race or chams
2.The art of doing something quickly such as 'clapping' a drink as its presence before being consumed, is tantamount to the time it takes for one to clap their hands
3.the art of showing approval for something such as the female race or chams
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by sloleak October 6, 2005
Get the reverse chipper mug.stupid white girl; especially skanks and hoes that like to take it up the butt, as they do they clap and scream for joy they also have jiggly arms and thighs that are also used to clap fuck.
Yo man your girlfriend is an ass clapper.... last night the people next door thought we were having a party because of all the clapping
by assmaniac July 26, 2010
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by J1000 November 22, 2010
Get the Capper mug.Comes from the anglosaxon word meaning dry penis. 1) when your penis gets cracked and dry related to lack of lube during intercourse. 2) When your penis becomes dry and cracked related to ineffective homecare resulting in skin infection.
by Professor candi February 4, 2005
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by Devin Ray November 8, 2005
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