Canoedling

Kanoodling but in a canoe.

“Yo! Did you see Jeff and Lisa canoedling?!”
“Yeah, they should find a new river”

by blankchicken March 4, 2020

Canoe Carving

The act of penetrating the womans canoe with your penis, or in this case, your carver.

Hey bitch, why don't you take off those leggings and let me practice canoe carving, now!

by missouri113 February 25, 2010

Canoe Comradery

The feeling of companionship that is felt between those riding in canoe together. High fives are commonly attributed to this condition.

I think that there would have been been more canoe comradery between us if we'd had some beer...

by Hoonier June 28, 2010

Cannedwich

A sandwich in a can soon to be marketed. YES, it is real.

I heard about the cannedwich on The Colbert Report so I just had to look it up and see if it was real. IT IS!

by xAddyNLFTG July 27, 2010

Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015

Canoe stamp

Canoe Stamp is the wet mark a womans vagina makes while sitting on a bed sheet or sofa after hot as christ sex. Symbol (l)
One can also receive a Canoe Stamp anywhere on the body, preferably the face.

It must have been hot sex, check out that Canoe Stamp

by Speegaspegg December 15, 2015

Canoodle

When you have sexual inter course with someone

"Did you canoodle with Ben?"
"Yes, penetration"

by Penetration January 31, 2016