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Canada's History

A depraved sexual act that involves the fat end of the hockey stick, an adoloesent moose antler, 13 ounces of maple syrup, and a black and white photo of Jim Carrey as the cable guy... It was crafted for centuries and stolen from the minds of ancient african warlords.
User beware: Canada's History has resulted in 3 deaths, 96 broken bones, and 3 lost dogs since it's introdution to North American in the early 20th century.
by crl0322 February 8, 2010
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Canada's History

Standard-issue Canadian toilet paper that costs $6.95 a month. Formerly The Beaver.
"Mom! We're all out of Canada's History!"
by Lawncare February 4, 2010
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canada's history

a canuck guzzling maple syrup while jacking off in a beaver's tail and getting rammed from behind by moose antlers.
I just did canada's history for five hours last night
by colbertnation90806708 February 8, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act involving many articles relative to the country of Canada, now the title of a popular Canadian magazine(aka. the Beaver.) To preform said act one must first gauge a woman's vagina out with a large dildo carved from a moose's horn. One then fills the woman's vagina with as much maple syrup as possible and proceeds to have intercourse. After ejaculation into the maple syrup filled vagina one pours out the maple syrup out onto a bed of snow in the bowl of the Stanley Cup. Now one can enjoy a tasty treat by eating the cold maple syrup traditionally with a flat wooden stick (sharing said treat with the woman is optional.)
I did a Canada's History on your mom last night.
by Exail February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

Exhanging poop from one's asshole into another's asshole. The recipient of the poop then shit's it back into the original pooper's asshole.
Me and Gary had the best time doing some Canada's History last night.
by STEPHEN COLBERT!!!! February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When multiple parties in an orgy end up with multiple digits in the wrong orifices.
That orgy went so bad last night...totally Canada's History
by fattunesy February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

This starts out with 4 guys and 1 woman sitting on a couch. Guy #1 starts out by peeing on the girl while she cuts her own left pinkie off with a dull bladed knife. Guy #2 starts blowing Guy #1 while Guy #3 and Guy #4 start kissing in a very gay way. The woman defecates on the floor and throws it at Guys #3 & #4. Guy #1 then punches the woman and they all leave.
Guy 1: Dude, I did a Canada's History last night.

Guy 2: I know... I WAS THERE!
by Murdock February 4, 2010
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