Canada's history

(noun) - A sexual act invlovling two hermaphrodites, a Stanley cup, maple syrup, and antlers. An act originating in Montreal, just in view of Sarah Palin's home, each hermaphrodite lubes the other with maple syrup. One then stuffs a stanley cup into the other's vagina. The other then stuffs antlers into the first's vagina. After doing this, the hermaphrodites insert their male members into the other's female parts.

Guy one: Did you check out twohermaphroditesonestanleycuponeantler.com?
Guy two: Seen it before. It's just a Canada's history.

by Stephen T. Colbert February 4, 2010

canada's history

a sexual act where at least two or more people get together and have intercourse animals (most often dogs) with moose antlers while drinking maple syrup and taking turns sticking the Stanly cup up their anus.

Jonas: What's wrong Joe.
Joe: My but hurts.
Jonas: Why?
Joe: Because my wife wanted to try something kinky last night and I suggested Canada's History
Jonas: ooh. Bad Choice man.

Joe: yea I know.

by hottytoddy04 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Standard-issue Canadian toilet paper that costs $6.95 a month. Formerly The Beaver.

"Mom! We're all out of Canada's History!"

by Lawncare February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An old American euphemism for a Canadian Sex Act using moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup

I sure enjoyed Canada's History last night

by OneCrazyCanadian February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Enter something lame and boring here

hey do you know anything about canada's history?
no i didnt know they even had one.

by maa107 February 6, 2010

Canada's History

An erotic act including but not limited to the use of moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Jake and Jayne went to the house to act out canada's history together.

by O'Dochartaigh February 4, 2010

Canada's History

the most deplorable sexual act imaginable. involves maple syrup, moose antlers and the stanley cup.

guy 1 : I totally Canada's history that girl the other night.
guy 2 : wow? really?
guy 1 : yup
guy 2 : Where do you even get moose antlers at 3 am?

by gdefelice February 4, 2010