Canada's History 

A sex act that is too discusting for broadcast on network television.

It can also be likened to female anatomy or furry woodland creature (beaver).

I asked her to perform Canada's History, so she asked her sister to join us.

Canada's History by ColbertReportFan February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.

Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.

Canada's History by Report February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

uhhhh .... Glen Beck is a "retard" pronounced the way they did it in THe Hangover

idk .... COLBERT REPORT!

Canada's History "Stephen Colbert"

Canada's History by ZK1987 February 4, 2010

canada's history 

the act of taking the Stanley cup, half of a rack of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and a syringe full of urine and placing them into a woman's vagina/anus.

"i gave Megan a canada's history last night, it was RIDICULOUS!"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"

canada's history by richard swet February 11, 2010

Canada's History 

The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.

Heather was delighted when I showed her Canada's History

Canada's History by crossedcords February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A grotesque method of killing small kittens.

The man was found guilty of animal abuse for committing Canada's History

Canada's History by stephencolbert2345 February 4, 2010

canada's history 

A sex act where 2 men and 1 women take maple syrup and lather up the stanely cup and insert it into the rectum of the women. The men then proceed to stimulate themselves using the stanely cup. The women preceeds to beat and lacerate the men with the antlers of a moose and teeth of a beaver, to the point of death of one of the men. The other man then uses the organs of the other man as sex toys and nourishment. It is finished up by a double suicide of the man and women by drownding in maple syrup.

Eww... Stephen Colbert just mentioned canada's history.

canada's history by sicksega February 5, 2010