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Beach crotch

When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.
I need a shower before dinner because I definitely have beach crotch from this afternoon.
by sweediepie January 16, 2021
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Crotch Launcher

A whore; A woman who launches her pussy like a rocket launcher launches rockets!
Better buy an STD test, I heard that girl’s a real crotch launcher!
by The Naked Unicorn May 5, 2021
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crotch rocket

by r1riderz April 4, 2003
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Dish Crotch

When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.
Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"

Rob "I hate that"
by Kevin October 23, 2005
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taco crotch

Puckering of the fabric surrounding the vagina forming a taco-like entity.
Damn, after seeing that Taco Crotch on Gina I sure feel like a eating a chalupa.
by John_K July 2, 2006
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Chutney crotch

by stoney2007 September 9, 2005
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crotch rocket

1) a sport bike.
2) a male erection.
1) I think i'm gonna save up my money and buy a crotch rocket next summer.
2) I can't stand up until i get rid of this crotch rocket.
by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 27, 2007
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