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Millennial Broke

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You know you're Millennial Broke when you have just enough money to cover your rent, living expenses, student loan payment, that $12 cocktail at the bar last weekend (okay both cocktails), and a new outfit...but are crossing your fingers that you don't overdraft your account before you get paid again. Your inability to save has you feeling like a broke victim of being a 20-30 something in a crap economy.
"I'm so broke. Our generation is so screwed," complained Carol as she sipped her cocktail at the trendiest bar in town.

"No, you're just Millennial Broke," Deb replied.

Carol rolled her eyes, "You just don't get it," she said, as she paid her tab and got up to leave. She headed home to her apartment, where she turned the lights on, and got a snack from the fridge. Then she settled onto her couch and flipped the TV on to catch up on shows while opening her MacBook to blog about how broke she is.
by Veronica_Morgan May 12, 2016
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flat-ass broke

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When you get so broke that eating nothing makes your ass skinny.
Guy #1: Daaaamn, girl got no back.

Guy #2: Why dat?

Guy #1: She flat-ass broke, man.
by RockStar2012 March 1, 2011
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Stump broke

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When you take your woman out in the woods, bend her over a stump and clean out both barrels just like you would a shotgun.
I took Mary Sue out to the woods and stump broke that ho.
by snizzlewizzle May 18, 2016
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Youngboy's names comes from the word GOAT which he is and is hated on just because it's a trend.

He has made more accomplishments than most of these grammy-awarded rappers but isn't given any grammy's himself because the industry hates on him. He also runs up more views than most rappers nowadays with barely any media coverage and doesn't use his social media platforms anymore because he doesn't need to advertise himself to get views. He has stayed top 10 for 92 consecutive weeks on the Rolling stones top 500 artist list and the only other artist todo that was Drake.
Joseph: Who's your favourite rapper
Educated person: The Goat wbu
Joseph: you talking bout Polo g
Educated person: Nah the real goat
Joseph: Who dat?
Educated person: Obviously NBA Youngboy, Youngboy Never Broke Again
Joseph: doesn't ring any bells
Educated person: Hold this L n come back to me once you actually listen to his music n the lyrics
Joseph: Please put me onto some of his music
Educated person: *plays some of YB's music*
Joseph: shit does hard, he a goat fr
Educated person: that's what i'm saying bro
Joseph: Laters bro, thanks for putting me onto the real rap god
Educated person: All sweet gang, spread the word
Joseph: *goes on to spread the message of YB for the rest of his life*
Educated person: *stays woke, and stays preaching YB's word*
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Wait broke the wagon

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A response to someone who tells you to wait
Shelly said wait for me
Pap responded wait broke the wagon
by Pap A April 20, 2019
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art-school broke

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People (mostly hipsters) who claim they are broke or do not have real jobs, yet still somehow always manage to travel the world, take vacations and have apartments full of vintage furniture.
Herp: Did you here Evan is going to Costa Rica for 3 weeks next month?

Derp: What? Isn't he always complaining about being broke?

Herp: Yea, but he's art-school broke.
by meowsa power July 21, 2011
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