Bloomer

A bloomer is a young person quickly growing into the mentality, personality, and political opinion of a boomer. They're easily manipulated, terribly misinformed, and painfully smug. You can find them being racist in public, posting false fact online, and calling anyone who proved them wrong a snowflake. They often show signs of suffering from the Dunning–Kruger effect.

Did you see that shitty meme Cody posted on Facebook?

Yeah man, it took one Google search to prove it wrong. That kid is such a bloomer.

by Ugofuck March 14, 2020

Bloomer

Former Hippies who are indeed still hip (derived from Boomer + Flower child)

I was expecting Jimmy’s grandpa to be as pretentious as the rest of his family, but turns out he’s a Bloomer!

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

bloomhao

an 8star who won't shut up about minghao's hands, also knew as lucas or bloom

he says he's a multi but then BOOM 78 tweets about seventeen in a row

minghao: is that mf talking about my hands again?

seungcheol: yes, its probably bloomhao

by bloomhao May 18, 2020

Bloomen Hestenthalled

You got creative when you shouldn't have, and now you've fucked something up

Mike thought he'd be able to backflip from a tree because he can into a pool. He failed and broke his neck.

You've only gone and bloomen hestenthalled it Mike!

by TheMaleMallard May 23, 2020

Blooming flower

The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.

Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?

by undercoverunicornreal April 24, 2020

bloombochat

A word to use when you don’t know how to feel about something

Sees something confronting or intriguing yet your confused

In head bloombochat

by Williamooore June 17, 2020

bloombochat

Something you don’t know how to feel about

Girl: hey
Guy:bloombochat

by Williamooore June 17, 2020