Jersey Bidet

Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.

After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.

by Jeromeo November 2, 2021

dry Biden

A long and nasty smelling non-poop producing fart.

Shirley was walking along when she ripped a dry Biden.

by Shecares November 11, 2021

joe bidened

to get so drunk that you begin to slur your words and lose motor skills

After his breakup, he wanted to get joe bidened tonight to forget his pain.

by kingslatt November 18, 2021

JoJoe Biden

A political meme referring to the president of the US Joe Biden very similar to Pepe the Frog.

Somebody: "Yo, have you seen that meme about the old pervert Joe Biden?"

Somebody 2: "Yeah, thats JoJoe Biden striking again"

by Shrekobssesedfanatic19998346 February 5, 2022

O'bidenite

A person who suffers from such a horrible case of TDS they voted for an Alzheimer patient.

Dude, Sam is such an O'bidenite. So afraid of "mean tweets".

We have O'bidenite Sam to thank for the cheep gasoline and inflation.

O'bidenite Sam was mugged by a migrant on the beaches of the Rio Grande. Silly O'bidenite.

by J.R. 1 December 7, 2021

Aggressive Bidet

When someone eats the others butthole out with vigor.

Oh my god, Jessica gave me an Aggressive Bidet last night, I came very hard!

by Filthy Hoe December 20, 2021

Train Bidet

A term used to describe washing your genitals on a train using a bottle of coke and mentos after receiving fellatio from an unsavoury character such as a cheap hooker or toothless vagrant (the two are not mutually exclusive).

To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.

"Hey Bernie, why are you late for work?"
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."

by Shane Brennan October 15, 2022