When pissing in a bottle (preferably gatorade)slipping and getting your un erect penis stuck in the opening. Then due to the friction said penis becomes erect leaving the person with a wooden structure that they cannot get out of the bottle.
"Dude, I was pissing in a bottle when you hit that speed bump. Now I have a shiP in a bottle and can't get it out"
by Robert Magruder September 27, 2008
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Place two shots, bottles (beer) or other substances across from one another on a table spacing the glassed 1-2 feet apart.
Rules:
-A beer bottle cap is required as a die
-Groups of 2-4 may play
Disclaimer:
This game will cause rapid intoxication
Steps to play:
1) Once shots have been placed in play area the player must flip the bottle cap in the air (much like a coin toss)
2)Designate which drink coincides with either the crown (underside of cap) or the logo (top side of cap)
3) The cap is to fall between the two shots to be valid
4) Once cap has fallen the player it to drink the coinciding shot.
5) Refill the glass, pass the cap to another player and cycle through.
*drinks may be replaced with cigarettes, cigars and other party related substances.
* TIP!
Play with 1 pleasant shot, something everyone likes and goes down easy. Make the 2nd shot something vile that goes down rough to make the game fun. Vile shots include: tequila, prairie fires, ring of fire, fireball, jagermister.
Place two shots, bottles (beer) or other substances across from one another on a table spacing the glassed 1-2 feet apart.
Rules:
-A beer bottle cap is required as a die
-Groups of 2-4 may play
Disclaimer:
This game will cause rapid intoxication
Steps to play:
1) Once shots have been placed in play area the player must flip the bottle cap in the air (much like a coin toss)
2)Designate which drink coincides with either the crown (underside of cap) or the logo (top side of cap)
3) The cap is to fall between the two shots to be valid
4) Once cap has fallen the player it to drink the coinciding shot.
5) Refill the glass, pass the cap to another player and cycle through.
*drinks may be replaced with cigarettes, cigars and other party related substances.
* TIP!
Play with 1 pleasant shot, something everyone likes and goes down easy. Make the 2nd shot something vile that goes down rough to make the game fun. Vile shots include: tequila, prairie fires, ring of fire, fireball, jagermister.
'Time for some bottlecap boys, grab the whiskey and tequila!'
'Jimmy wasn't in the mood to drink, so we played some bottlecap, he shaped up real quick.'
'Jimmy wasn't in the mood to drink, so we played some bottlecap, he shaped up real quick.'
by Ravi-God January 22, 2009
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noun- refers to an empty 4oz bottle of Elmer's Glue that is filled with clean urine and placed in one's hidey-hole and used, often repeatedly, to receive a clean urine test at the clinic.
Clean junkie: Hey there fuck-nose. You look all fucked up and shit. How are you ever gonna pass a surprise piss test at the clinic?
Sue the Dirty Junkie: Hey. Know what? Maryanne's gonna give me some clean piss in an Elmer's Glue bottle. I'll put it in my hidey-hole. They'll never know! Fuck em!
Sue the Dirty Junkie: Hey. Know what? Maryanne's gonna give me some clean piss in an Elmer's Glue bottle. I'll put it in my hidey-hole. They'll never know! Fuck em!
by Ned Ludd August 28, 2005
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Someone like Ryan Hissey.
Someone like Ryan Hissey.
by etre4tyry July 1, 2014
Get the Bottlejob mug.When one takes a piss in the water tank of a toilet making the toilet flush yellow the next few flushes. Usually done with a "top shelf".
Hey, my buddy Jeff bought a new house the other day, so for a house warming gift, I gave him a water bottle!
by Seawall September 21, 2008
Get the water bottle mug.person "A" needs to pass a drug test for probation, or to be hired for a job, so person "A" asks person "B" who is drug free, to pee in a bottle and then person "A" hides the bottle on his person and then when its time for him to pee in a cup, he pours the pee from person "B", and then hands it off to the doctor/nurse in the facility.
Person A: Hey person B, its time for u to give me a pee bottle!!!
Person B: No problem person A, whatever you want!!!
Person B: No problem person A, whatever you want!!!
by blthrskt December 28, 2005
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