Rastafarian Baptism

To douse one in dirty, old bong water.

John perfromed a rastafarian baptism on his passed out buddy

by Savvo Chinski March 24, 2008

baptist

Someone following the beliefs taught in the King James Bible. In no way related to Catholicism, AT ALL! It is not a protestant religion in the fact that protestants come from the catholic church as seperatists. The baptists are the first church started (I. E.- John the Baptist). Believe in salvation by prayer and the Lord's forgiveness, not works. Commonly stick to themselves, buy occassionaly form alliances (I. E.- world Baptist Association.

Man 1: What faith are you?
Man 2: Baptist.
Man 1: Oh, so you're protestant?
Man 2: No! I'm Baptist!!!

by Jesus Loves You April 9, 2006

dark baptism

When 3 or more people engage in surrounding an individual and proceeding to deficate on a selected individual to bath and reborn I to a new light.

Jeff's dark baptism was so lit last night.

by RideMyBeard November 8, 2018

bart

noun
semen ejaculated from the penis during intercourse, oral sex and mastrabation.

After banging my buddies wife from behind for over 15 minutes I pulled out and shot a huge load of bart all over her ass & back and into her hair.

by yw April 18, 2006

Bartch

It’s a purtrid smell that comes from a navy girl.

What’s that smell? It smells like bartch! That chick smells like bartch!

by EmilyGilley October 2, 2018

The Bart Simpson

As you ride a skateboard, you spank the ass of a random woman so hard it is as if it was sprayed with red graffiti, all while screaming "Cowabunga!"

Dude, I gave her The Bart Simpson so hard yesterday!" "Fosho?" "Fosho!"

by The Hot Tub Murderer June 22, 2011

Backseat bartending

The action of drinking alcohol or mixing drinks in the back seat of the car because buying drinks in the club is just too damn expensive.

"Lets go back to the car for some backseat bartending."

by TheRedCrayon November 14, 2011