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bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.
Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.
by sssshake December 14, 2014
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Banshee

A banshee is a very good looking Irish girl, she is said to sit on your windowsill at night combing her hair and if you hear her scream someone in your family will die. If you find a comb in Ireland run very quickly, for if you take the banshees comb she will come for you. The banshee only comes for true Irish people, that have an O' or a Mc in there name.
I heard the banshee last night, call mammy.
by Toolerz August 2, 2015
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bunched up

When a girls vagina or any given orifice is crammed together onto itself usually due to a dry penis or any given larger object.
I was at Sallys last night. She got bunched up!
by Squirm112 July 15, 2016
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bachelor bomb

When a single guy (or Dad who's a bachelor for the weekend) makes a huge mess in the house, usually in the kitchen while butchering dinner.
"Sorry I'm running late, I set off a bachelor bomb in our kitchen and need to clean that shit up before Katie gets home."
by Marauder12 July 9, 2016
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banchie bitch

The Banchie Bitch is one who Loves to scream and yell constantly, and never has Love or Compassion in her Heart.Even if your her Grandchild. She will do her Best to suck the Life and out of you.And make you

miserable. BECAUSE that's what makes her Happy! !
Jusus God that Banchie Bitch is Crazy! !
by Justice 79 October 10, 2016
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bachelors crow

A hair line that is really far back, as if you were bald from the moment you were born.. But that's just your hairline.
P1 Woah is he thirty going bald?
P2 Nah, he's a teenager with a really far back hairline but it's not re-ceding. It's just a bachelors crow, not a widows peak.
by JohnLennonsCat August 12, 2016
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Bachelore

Tall tales of people who graduated from college but never got their Masters or Phd.
Naked girls covered in chocolate frosting, and other Bachelore made me understand why Gary became a campus cook instead of pursuing his Masters.
by D. Goode August 2, 2016
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