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AbsoluteMasher

Oh wow! AbsoluteMasher is better than hotsauce at mortem metallum!!
by bignigga2001 April 10, 2021
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Absolute unit

Basically an absolute unit is often used to describe someone who is larger but in the case of the Irish that’s not what it means. An absolute unit is just an idiot or someone who lets a lot get in the way of them.
“Ayo, you’re an absolute unit you are mun”
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Absolute Unit

The absolute definition of a chonker.
An absolute unit = a gigachad of immaculate form.
Goncalos are natural born absolute units.
Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the lads: yeah whatever...
by Le Handle May 10, 2021
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Absolute thunder

The alcoholic mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka
Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight” Guy 2 “all I got is absolute thunder” Guy 1 “what?!? The mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka?!?” Guy 2 “hell yeah bro”
by Grayson C. Peters July 29, 2021
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Absolute Thunder

A mix of green thunder mio energy water enhancer and absolute vodka
Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight u got anything?” Guy 2 “how fucked u tryna get bro all I got is some absolute thunder” Guy 1 “shit that’ll get u fucked up send some my way” Guy 2 “I gotchu bro” *dabs up eachother*
by Grayson C. Peters July 30, 2021
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Absolute peckhead

Someone who has a skinny frame with ginger hair.
Person 1: fuck off lad I'll stab ya
Person 2 : oh Ben mate stop being an absolute peckhead
by Jimmy savie September 5, 2021
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Absolving

The plaintiff brings a reasonable and credible charge against the defendant. It is quite evident that the defendant exercised influence and intimidation to create a result in his favor.
However, this is certainly not the only instance that the defendant has done so. Referencing one of his points of defense, in the previous polling result, the plaintiff was not only complicit in the extracurricular corruption (as were many others in the courtroom today), but he directly profited from that corruption by means of absolving a debt. It seems odd and irregular that a participant in a favorable corruption scheme, would bring charge against that exact same corruption when not in the plaintiff’s favor.
Polls are corrupt. Period. The means to fix them are not to bring charges against the party consistently working to further and deepen the corruption, but to not participate in the corruption at all, ever.
The court finds that the corrupt, vile, crooked, fraudulent, nefarious, rotten, and shady poll results will stand, whatever the result may be. If you desire a world in which the poll results are ethical, honest, and honorable, DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN SCHEME'S.
by LCFBP6 September 24, 2021
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