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I wish I could give this zero stars 

When something deserves zero stars but the rating system only goes down to 1 star
I wish I could give this zero stars. The service was garbage

divide by zero

Dividing by zero is the biggest epic fail known to mankind. It is a proven fact that a succesful division by zero will constitute in the implosion of the universe.
You are dividing by zero there, Johnny. Captain Kirk is not impressed.

Divide by zero?!?!! OMG!!! Epic failzorz
divide by zero by spartan138 November 8, 2007

dividing by zero 

When even math shows you that not everything can be figured out with math. When you divide by zero, math kicks you in the shins and says "yeah, there's kind of an answer, but it ain't just some number."

It's when mathematicians become philosophers.
Math:
Let's say you have ZERO apples, and THREE people. How many apples does each person get? ZERO, cause there were no apples to begin with

Not-math because of dividing by zero:
Let's say there are THREE apples, and ZERO people. How many apples does each person get? Friggin... How the Fruitcock should I know! How can you figure out how many apples each person gets if there's no people to get them?!? You'd think it'd be infinity, but not really. It could almost be any number, cause you could be like "each person gets 400 apples" which would be true, because all the people did get 400 apples, because there were no people. So all the people also got 42 apples, and a million and 7 apples. But it's still wrong.
dividing by zero by Zacharrie February 15, 2010

Sub Zero 

Is a Mortal Kombat ninja. His uniform is blue. Rival of Scorpion, this ninja uses the element of ice. He competed with Scorpion in MK1 for the cooler design... But they were nearly the same... Still, he's a classic, and what would Mortal Kombat be without him? He was re-invented in MK3 with a whole new look(without mask), which was also embellished in Deadly Alliance... A great character with some of the most memorable moves ever!
Sub Zero freezes Scorpion and he will break him.
Sub Zero by Samurai Katsu September 17, 2003

Coke Zero 

diet coke in a different bottle for men who think "diet" coke is for girls
A: "Is that diet coke you're drinking? You ponce..."
B: "Now way, this is coke zero, coke for REAL men."
Coke Zero by mike spooner May 31, 2007

Less than zero 

When your heart is cold and you are toxic and careless

You also may be heartless
Her: baby stop being so mean!
Him: I'll always be less than zero, I can't help it