zombie cough

When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.

Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.

by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017

zombie erection

When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).

- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!

OR

- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection

by NeatWolf May 29, 2014

Zombie Bowl

A marijuana term. A zombie bowl is two (or more) pieces of previously smoked marijuana that are put together in a pipe/bong to be smoked for the last time.

"Dude we're out of weed"

"It's cool, I have some ash, we can pack a zombie bowl."

by XChristian924X January 28, 2015

sludge zombie

The act of two intoxicated homosexual males eating each other's anal discharge.

I got so drunk I did a sludge zombie with my buddy. Now we can't look each other in the eyes.

by Imnotgayjusthappy December 26, 2020

Gay Zombie

When you chain up an old man that’s near death, and than proceed to have gay anal sex with him until he demise; once he is dead you than put a straw into his anal cavity and proceed to drink the sperm out of his anus, once this is complete you than put the straw into his nose and drink his mucus

Man 1: yeah dude i went the retirement home and nabbed an old guy hand pulled a Gay Zombie

Man 2: I’m calling the cops

by DontTakeMyFuckingNameCunt February 4, 2020

Zombie Universe

A Amazing game on roblox where you fight zombies and become the best! Unlock new weapons and be the last survivor of the Universe! Created By Niskeaf!

Omg he's playing Zombie Universe

by TheOneDefinitionMaster May 8, 2021

hall zombie

A person who walks very slowly down a hallway void of any purpose. Hall zombies usually travel in packs of 3 or more walking shoulder to shoulder blocking others from passing.

Man, I was running super late for work this morning. When I finally got into the building, I could not believe I got stuck behind three hall zombies discussing last night's episode of American Idol. UGGGH!

by Caligari76 February 23, 2011