We went to Fred and Danny's engagement party. But to our surprise they ended up having a guerilla wedding and got married there and then.
by Baron Von Hop February 20, 2026
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A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
Ava: “Was Emily’s wedding fun?”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
by Hungryguest March 29, 2025
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When two people on the day of their wedding run away with each other, not telling any of the wedding guests.
Often leaving people confused and with a bitter taste in their mouth about the whole situation.
Often leaving people confused and with a bitter taste in their mouth about the whole situation.
Wedding guest 1: Where are the bride and groom? The ceremony should have started half hour ago?
Wedding guest 2: They better not have pulled a Vinegar Wedding on us!
WG1: Well if they aren’t here in 15 mins I’m leaving, and I’m taking my toaster with me!
Wedding guest 2: They better not have pulled a Vinegar Wedding on us!
WG1: Well if they aren’t here in 15 mins I’m leaving, and I’m taking my toaster with me!
by TheVillain94 May 21, 2025
Get the Vinegar Wedding mug.When two women grind on each others clits so hard it creates enough friction heat to be uncomfortable.
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Get the Clam Welding mug.I know Tom and Dave are married but they're both really flirty with women, almost like a carnation wedding.
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Get the Carnation Wedding mug.a wedding that requires formal attire (gowns for women and tuxedos for men) with michelin- star food. this is a very classy event and is usually thought of as a wedding for wealthy people.
guest1: their wedding was stunning. I think I am going to have a black tie wedding too!
guest2: The food was very upscale and the filet with lobster was cooked perfectly!
guest2: The food was very upscale and the filet with lobster was cooked perfectly!
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