wasteman

Older men who do nothing with their lives. Also known as a waste of space; or wastefran.

A lazy wasteman; someone who had potential to hold a white collared title, but prefers to live like a slum.

by travestyfund December 1, 2013

waste

Two versions of waste :

1. Someone who is jus a waste of space.

2. Someone who acts odd or wierd but in a funny way for them. They are different and see things differently. This version originated in Bishop Douglass School in Barnet.

Yun'Dastand

1. Laura: I cant believe he still aint got a job
Paris: Hes waste man.

Random girl walks in

Random girl: i lashed three boys today
Laura & Paris: Errrrrr your a waste girl.

2. Paris walks up to Rival.

Paris: DEOXYRYBONUCLEIC ACID!!!!!! (this means DNA)
Rival: :O Why would you do that ? Your Actually WASTE!

P.S: The two girls writing this are also actually waste! (the second version)

by Paris And Laura =D January 11, 2008

White Girl Wasted

As drunk as a girl can get. Most girls from the south ( no matter the age) have gotten white girl wasted at least once in the life.

Did you see Summer last night?
Yea, she got white girl wasted.

by DaddysBadGirl January 22, 2017

Slipknot is a waste of time

the kind of band that makes you want to blow your head off when you listen to it (the same goes for cradle of filth and the jonas brothers). Fans of slipknot are usually around the ages of 13-14, and if they are older, than they still have the brain of a 13 or 14 year old child for listening to such a twat band. Slipknot is the direct cause for faggots in the world who think they are the most metal people in the world, when people who truly enjoy real metal don't pay attention to how high on the metal scale you are, and really try to find people who listen to metal so they can relate to them (in fact, as long as you don't listen to the blasphemy against odin of slipknot, trivium, as i lay dying, etc, there really is no metal scale. good music (thrash, black and death metal, especially thrash in my perspective) is made just to enjoy, not so you can join the cult of slipkNotagoodband and research stupid trivia knowledge about them, so you can impress your other slipknot fans at your weekly nu-metal circle jerk parties)


the point of all of this, is that if you listen to slipknot, you should grow some balls quick and listen to real music.

i don't mean to insult with that last one, because every one who likes good music had to go through that awkward stage in life where they listened to slipknot back in middle school. PLEASE DON"T GET STUCK IN THAT STAGE!!!! you will be respected way more once you ditch the slipknot shirt and the hot topic pants.

conversation 1, the wrong fan:
person 1: hey, what's up?
person 2: no one understands me. I like being unique because i listen death metal like slipknot, atreyu and korn, but i don't care what other people think because they aren't true maggots like us! you wanna go to hot topic after this and get some guy-liner?
person 1 was unable to answer, because he shot himself in the head with a 12 gauge after person 2's first sentence.


conversation 2, the right way:
person 1: hey, whats up?
person 2:THRASH!!!!
person 1:THRASH!!!!!!!!

slipknot is a waste of time

by thrash? don't mind if I do! July 31, 2008

waste

(v) to lay around the house, preferably on a couch or armchair, eating and watching tv/and or playing video games.

I'm gonna go to my house and waste for a few hours.

by Joe July 31, 2004

wasted4life

Character from Runescape biggest pimp on the whole game if you ever see him, give him free money

I Have a party hat, im gonna give it to wasted4life!

by Jesus christ December 15, 2004

waste bucket

means that a woman has an abnormaly big vigina and is to big to have sex in. =)

your mum has a waste bucket or HaNnAh HuTcHiNsOnS mother has a waste bucket.

by phatslab99 April 30, 2009