twat mop 

any rag used after sex to clean up the "mess".

Lynn snacthed up a twat mop to wipe her cunt before she got off the bed.

twat mop by S. Michael December 6, 2007

twat o'clock 

an undesirable time of the day.

"that fucking fire alarm woke me up at twat o'clock this morning!"

twat o'clock by english1704 April 3, 2009

twat frosting 

A variation on snail trails.

See: snail trails

"Man, after our date, she asked me to peel off her thong. It was covered in twat frosting, bro. COVERED. Needless to say, I got laid." *gets high-five*

twat frosting by Nomad9590 October 1, 2009

twat knockers

1. To describe two consenting women involved in the bumping of uglies. 2. Agressive vagina on vagina sex (twat knocking). 3. Slapping or smacking the vagina (twat knock).

"Damn... Those twat knockers look pretty bruised up."

"My tongue needs a rest. How about a twat knock?"

twat knockers by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

Twat Burger 

Another phrase if you have already used plastic bag of douche...

"Tracy is such a twat burger"
"Yea, you dont want to eat her though, she has STD sauce"

Twat Burger by Kevin Hackler July 24, 2006

twat swat 

The same as cock blocking, only with women.

We were making out in the back room and Ashley kept twat swatting.

twat swat by Z3RO26 April 5, 2008

twat juice 

The female secretion of love juices.

Wad said " that bitch really had the twat juices a flowing."

twat juice by dietrich22 July 29, 2008