torchure

n: the act of deliberately inflicting severe happiness to a person, often by teasing, flirting, or making them laugh until their face and/or sides hurt.

bf: *sending more cute and hilarious cat videos*

gf: stop torchureing me, I'm already laughing so hard my sides hurt and there are tears running down my face.

by silentriver November 9, 2013

Topherism

A philosophy that branches out of Christianty in hopes of facing your fears and confronting the enemy head on, while still respecting the Tophe's (Bible) rules. It is an increasing popular internet religion that many "practice".

"OMG,did you read the Tophe today?" - Noob
"Yes, i also pray to Jesus and Topher right as i wake up" - Veteran
"C001!" - Noob

"Topherism has impacted my life so much. It led to me being successful!"

by Saint Barbra March 29, 2008

Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!

by teamscott October 30, 2008

tophy

a queer guy or a liar...can also be used when describing a fat friend whore

That guy is so tophy

by juboo January 10, 2004

torched

a word describing your gramatic defeat

Joe: see i told that 9+5=12

Kenny: nahh my dude its 14

Joe: ohh yeah

Kenny: your so torched, don't you feel dumb

by lylahh November 7, 2009

torp

Treating multiple things in a similar fashion visually or physically usually in an artistic manner.

Created by VTSquire on Wednesday April 21st 2004 after realizing he needed a name to apply to what he does to all of his photoshop projects.

Past tense: "He painted his house all blue with a single yellow stripe. Then he did the same to his car and his television and his face and his cat. He torped them." Present tense :"Samuel is torping his cats again"

Torp, torped, torps, torping.

by VTSquire April 21, 2004

torch

torch- Originated in the MDV area of the 905 circa 2001, meaning homosexual, flamer.

"Yoooooo.......sick torch

by meadowvillains June 12, 2004