THS (Total Hid Syndrome)

Function: Noun
A fatal disease in which one's actions, quotes, apparel, or overall self suffers from extreme (or total) hideousness.
total hid - adjective

Examples
1. Wearing high waters, thick white socks and high heels and thinking you're cute.
2. Lying to yourself and others by saying everyone thinks you're hot.
3. Smashing soda cans on your forehead and thinking you're cool.

by bri and james November 30, 2004

Tobal

ball licker

u r a tobal

by p* November 6, 2003

total shankage

the art of being shanked totally and without pleasure

when the guy wouldn't take back my oregano i cried because my printer was out of worms. it was then when i realized i had experienced...total shankage.

by warm summer nights with monashka April 19, 2003

Total gin

Meaning totally minging/disgusting.

'shes total gin her like'

by Shanyn August 24, 2007

Totally would

Stating that you, without hesitation, would do an implied task or action. More specifically, bone some slampig.

Joel: Dude, totally would.
Gregg: What?
Joel: Totally would, you know...Jess.
Gregg: Oh, damn straight.
Joel: WORD.

by Rapscalli0n March 24, 2009

Total Lockdown

The act of making a woman 'air tight' during coitus. ie. plugging every available hole with an extremity of sorts. Usually takes more than one person due to the amount of holes needing plugged (7) and the available limbs on a person (4-5).

Guy 1: 'Hey man, heard you and Susan left together last night'
Guy 2: 'Yeah me and my Dad got a total Lockdown on that slut'
Guy 1: 'Awesome!'

by Skaboy360 May 26, 2009

Di-tonal Monk Tit Zerbert

A sexual act. Upon completion of coitus, the male participant nuzzles his mouth between the woman's breasts, and does a zerbert. Mouth contact must be maintained on both breasts so that each one emits a zerbert sound of a different tone, much like that of the di-tonal singing buddhist monks.

Girl: What the fuck you doin to my titties?

Guy: Just a di-tonal monk tit zerbert. Ohm!

by aardvark adventurecon May 30, 2011