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deep tongue spelunking 

A severe type of cunnilingus (oral sex on a woman).

Deep tongue spelunking usually involves trying to get ones tongue as far into the vaginal cavity as possible.
This is usually done by tilting ones head back and almost inserting the lower jaw/chin.

Use with caution "DTS" has been known to cause severe neck injuries and may also lead to trout mouth if the receiver has not been properly identified.
"This girl was so hot I went deep tongue spelunking for WAY too long now I have to wear this neck-brace for a week."
deep tongue spelunking by Cracka61 December 1, 2006

Bum Tongue

A large, meaty column of flesh that punches out from the sphincter of an Ostrich in order to expel fecal matter.
Holy crap! Look at that Ostriches huge bum tongue!!
Bum Tongue by Pail Plovers May 3, 2011

dragon's tongue 

When your man's significant junk hangs out of his short shorts and wraps around his thigh. See pet turtle.
After defeating Sauron, Frodo curled his spent body against Samwise Gamgee's dragon's tongue in the pit of Mt. Doom.
dragon's tongue by Testudines69 January 16, 2011

Shit Tongue 

When your tongue is shitty because you have said some disagreeable or annoying things. What you call someone after they have said something stupid or pointless or aggravating.
Leizel: "I heard that if you eat more than two twinkies a day you will be obese by age 23"

Michelle: "Shut up you shit tongue"
Shit Tongue by Dr. Hull MD March 30, 2009

worm tongue

inspired by the character from lord of the rings: a person you work with who quietly try's to stab you in the back and discredit you, while trying to make himself look important and productive. usually a person with ZERO personality, and ZERO friends, and often sounds like a robot when he talks. your basic piece of shit!
Tim is a worm tongue, he sends e-mails all day long to the manager bad mouthing everyone, he is a piece of shit, and if i met this guy outside of the office i would probably beat his punk ass!
worm tongue by son of arathorn February 23, 2004

Grandma's Tongue 

When you pull the skin at the bottom of your nutsack and cover up your cock and balls at the same time to reveal grandmas wrinkled looking tongue
I showed Brian my grandma's tongue and it scared him.
Grandma's Tongue by brian wiseman December 2, 2003