Shrimp God

A guy with the smallest of dicks.

"Justin's the shrimp god!"

by Basedgod69 March 17, 2015

Shrimp Penis

A male with a penis so small or gives off small penis energy.

Man Justus is such a homophobe I bet he has a shrimp penis!

by i eat rich ppl January 02, 2021

to shrimp

verb meaning to lay down in a position where put your head as close to your torso as possible, meanwhile your legs are joined and stretched and arms are holding your knees from behind. this position resembles the shape of a shrimp. cats are particularly good at shrimping.

bro i wish to shrimp as hard as my cat can
my back hurts from yesterday's shrimping session

by kajulindA January 18, 2021

Land shrimp

odd people call crickets land shrimp

Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.

by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021

shrimp on

An extremely shrivelled penis, usually the result of being in water for a long period of time.

Appearance resembles a shrimp.

Holy shit! I've got a shrimp on we've been in the pool for so long.

by abstractlakx August 20, 2019

You shrimp

Used by 2Slimey fans to describe something bad 👀

Example: You Shrimp Af! 😭😭🦐🦐🍤🔥

by Slimekrew April 09, 2024

SHRIMP SQUAD

Biggy Norris' elite squad, with Sabre Norris as the manager. Biggy loves shrimp, but he has never had one, only a prawn. (SEEN IN NORRIS NUTS CHANNEL)

The Shrimp Squad left for Queensland yesterday

by Ella Meno Pea January 24, 2021