Shrimp Tease

When a host sets out shrimp hors d'oeuvres for a party or special gathering and then subtly puts them away before anyone can eat a single one, due to one of the guests having an allergy to shellfish and not wanting them to feel left out.

"I inquired about the shrimp cocktail platter Alex was setting out, which she told me was one of the appetizers for the party, but shortly after we spoke she quietly put them away before anyone could even see them because of her aunt's shellfish allergy. What a shrimp tease!"

by Ketamine.Fix April 22, 2018

Shrimp hands

When your hands are both cold and sweaty.

Person 1 grabs person 2s hand

Person 2: dude, you got shrimp hands

by Shrek the musical December 31, 2017

Shrimp Swirl

One who is of which is upon the act of fingering the mammalian anus,and upon removal of said finger has a dense turd swizzled around the finger in shrim-like form. The said mammalian if of a high fiber diet.

"Swizzle me timbers my vegan slave whore," said broskie,"your firbous diet has left yet another SHRIMP SWIRL upon me."

by Dick Johnson, DMD April 24, 2018

shrimp

a shrimp is normally a guy with a small dicks usually named john, ethan, carlton, brandon, josh, jordan, elliott, ben, bart, joe, brian, eddie, austin, kobe, etc.

wyom: have you seen that guys shrimp?
cera: let me guess his name was brandon

by bobbyburnertims123 April 11, 2020

Bent like a shrimp

A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤

When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”

by Gymrat48 February 22, 2020

Shrimping

Shrimping is when you are eating dat ass you take a plastic straw(or a metal straw for all you Vsco girl's or boy's) and suck the poop out of her butt.

"What did you and your boyfriend do yesterday for balentines day?"

"He just took me out to dinner, then we went home and he sucked it out of me"

"Whats it called, and What do you do"

"Well its called shrimping and when your eating the girls ass you take a straw and suck her poop out of her"

"Me and Terrence should try shrimping someday"

by Shrimpingmaster143 February 23, 2020

Shrimp

It is used to say to some one short

Shut up you shrimp.
How you doing today shrimp

by Miss.gen Abc November 9, 2020